This blog has now reached the magical ONE MILLION views milestone!
I had planned a huge fireworks spectacular to celebrate but my one sparkler broke in half and I did not want to risk permanent burn injuries by running around with a lit sparkler “nub” pinched between my fingers…so therefore, there will be no fireworks spectacular….
If public sentiment still demands some type of exhilarating fireworks display, I can always improvise and place a cat in the microwave or something along those lines….
According to the folks down in our Information Technology Department, reader #1,000,000 was Mr. Wally Botsford of Elk Rump, Saskatchewan who logged on today at 8:32pm to view photos of a scantly clad Jennifer Aniston. (A charge he has denied in papers filed in his restraining order against my website)
As a special reward to Mr. Botsford and his lovely wife Regina, they will be receiving the special VIP “Thank You” package that our marketing and sales folks have put together.
This includes:
3 nights at the MOTEL 6 or RODEWAY INN of their choice. (Standard, smoking, twin beds)
Dinner for 2 at any participating DENNY’S restaurant.
A years supply of TURTLE WAX.
Selected SNOOP DOGGY DOG ring-tone downloads.
An Autographed photo of former Britney Spears posse member SAM LUFTI.
and a stunning cash prize of $38.12 (US) (Paid in a 20yr Annuity)
A heartfelt thanks to the Botsfords and all other folks who have stumbled across this humble blog! Keep coming back to find new autographs, more photos of scantily clad celebrities, and more info on the rewards of autograph collecting and you never know, YOU may be reader #2,000,000 and you too could be a major Grand Prize Winner! (Not valid in Uruguay, Uzbekistan, or portions of Cyprus, must be over 27 to be eligible, cannot be left-handed, must have all toes, cannot own a water buffalo or any type of bison, must be able to successfully hum the theme to “Jeopardy” in under 20 seconds, and must have more than 35% of natural teeth remaining in mouth)
See ya in the fall when we hit 2,000,000!
Thanks!
The Staff of Mark’s Autograph Collection and Blog
(Me, Myself, I, & the Cats)
